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#1570 - 2005-09-26 12:29:29

За красивую женскую грудь мы - обеими руками

#1569 - 2005-09-26 08:05:33

Женщины придумали проституцию, чтобы им платили за секс; мужчины придумали брак, чтобы им не платить за секс; поэты придумали любовь, чтобы все это не выглядело так отвратительно.

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#1566 - 2005-09-26 01:27:46

Donald Rumsfeld is giving Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Bush exclaims. "That"s terrible!"

His staff is stunned at this unusual display of emotion. They watch
nervously as Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally, Bush looks up and asks, "How many thousands is a brazillion?"

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- Where are you from?
- I'm from U.S.
- FROM MY ASS????

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